Your follower count is what Pokémon you are. What kind of Pokémon are you?

super-seasona:

darkwolfdeltas:

zanielthepattern:

lucobutt:

monster-hunter-zizzle:

ryuredwingsreturn:

silentcartoon:

wyvernsdreams:

If your count is higher than 719, then divide by 2 until you reach the first number to land in the 1 - 719 range and round up!

I’m currently a Treecko.

FEAR ME. THE MIGHTY ENTEI.

RAWR MOTHER FUCKAHS.

….I’m a Shellos.

I am a Tranquill

I am birb

Buizel owo
buizelmaniac
you jelly? B)

i’m a nuzleaf hybrid ewe

A big ol’ Onix

Primeape URGLEWHELP

Drowzee, sounds about right.

  • Guy on train: I'd fuck you if you didn't have so many tattoos.
  • Me: *turns up music*
  • Guy: I said I'd fuck you if you didn't have so many tattoos!
  • Me: *takes off headphones* Leave. Me. Alone.
  • Guy: Why the fuck do you have so many tattoos?
  • Me:
  • Guy: Are you fucking deaf as well as a piece of trash?
  • Lady by door: Hey. Leave her alone.
  • Guy: Are you her trash girlfriend? Fucking dykes, all tattooed like fucking men. Disgusting waste of pussy.
  • Lady: *moves forward, carefully moves jacket so only I can see the badge on her belt* Are you okay?
  • Me: Fine. Just wish he'd go away.
  • Lady cop: I can make that happen.
  • Guy: Oh, yeah, bitch? Who the fuck are you? I'll kill you!
  • Lady cop: And that's what I was waiting for. *grabs guy, holds him against the door* Harassing women on the train was enough, but you just threatened a cop. You're battin' a thousand tonight.
  • Entire train: *applauds*
  • norwegian-hobbit:

    castiel-knight-of-hell:

    justintheallan:

    soycrates:

    endreal:

    avatar-addiction:

    nicotineenema:

    Shout out to girls who don’t mind being called dude and man casually

    shout out to boys who don’t mind being called guuurrl 

    shout out to humans who don’t mind being called dawg

    shout out to dogs who will let you call them anything so long as you say it in  a happy, friendly tone.

    Shout out to Guinea Pigs which are neither pigs nor from Guinea.  

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    dam it

    Band Camp isn’t too bad. It would be way more bearable if I was in a better condition. Laying down in my dorm for a few minutes before I go back out for sectionals.

    Best buds.
    0

    Best buds.

    lhomme-ezra:

    this is the definition of human trash

    typette:

    auwa:

    friendly reminder: owning up to, learning from, and apologizing for your mistakes can go a long way

    I can’t prove the anecdotal evidence I have, but after reading and being in the climate online when Jon left Game Grumps as suddenly as he did as well as Arin’s attitude leading up to his departure in GG videos with him and refusing to make many comments on it(and the few he did) I am 99% sure that Arin essentially had Jon leave his show. Arin’s feminism isn’t a secret and compared to the first videos and the last ones, he went from being the average dude bro gamer to a proponent of gaming community equality, and I think Jon’s attitude clashed with not just his but Suzy and probably the rest of them.

    This is entirely anecdotal, again. But I think this isn’t a coincidence. Jon has always seemed like this sort of gamer but it still sucks to see it happen… I don’t think Arin has made a statement yet, not that he has to though of course.

    mokou98:

tsundere-dragon:

People are reblogging this and it’s not even Friday


problem solved

    mokou98:

    tsundere-dragon:

    People are reblogging this and it’s not even Friday

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    problem solved

    fandomstuck:

    im at my church and im using the wifi here and i look to see what my connections are and

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    tramampoline:

    OH MY GOD????

    fannishbeth:

    twinntastic-vegan-princes:

    evilfeminist:

    Today, I read an article about a woman with HIV who was raped. The man that attacked her is now HIV positive. All of the commentary surround this was about how she should have told him she was HIV+ and that women with HIV should have a badge or special underwear so that this doesn’t happen to another man. It is 12:12am and I am already done with the world. 

    That is rape culture

    THIS POST WINS FOR THE MOST HORRIFYING THING I’VE READ ALL DAY

    fitzgeraldthefourth:

    fitzgeraldthefourth:

    omfg today a girl at school told me i was wearing the same outfit i wore yesterday

    lmao

    I DON’T THINK YOU UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS HILARIOUS

    WE HAVE A UNIFORM

    r3ckless-emotion:

    I just wanna cuddle and make out tbh